A theological question.
If God is all-powerful, can He make a plastic shopping bag so watertight that even He can't sink it?
About Me
- Bill Barol
- Santa Monica, CA, United States
- I'm the co-author of Mr. Irresponsible's Bad Advice: How To Rip The Lid Off Your Id and Live Happily Ever After (Volt Press: 2005). Say, that reminds me -- buy the book, why don't you?
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So, do they expect God to buy the letters on eBay? Does he even have an account? Does he have a miraculously replenishing PayPal balance?
Yeah, that's really a fabulously baffling kicker to the whole thing, huh? "Sure, I guess I could take these heart-rending letters to God and, I don't know, pass 'em on to my local church or something. But... Naah. I'll just throw 'em up on eBay with my old laserdisc player."
From now on I am going when I write to the almighty I will begin "Dear God/eBay-Winning-Bidder."
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